This is the story of Alith legion in the famous Summer Smash adventure!
As tradition dictates: every adventure must be opened with the "Mass Suicide" ritual, a ritual commonly used to repel the maddening effects of Shaegorath, when it's participants are mostly naked. We dived gracefully into the shallow water and manage to keep the master of madness at bay. For now.
After the ritual was over, and I've proven my suicide skills by landing on our beloved leader Gareth's corpse, we went to play a simple game of find-thy-officers, where Rainbow tried to merge with a rock but was, unfortunately, unsuccessful.
But our tales don't end there! For our beloved and very appreciated officers decided we should share our joy with all of Tamriel! They casted a dark spell, that is said to be so powerful and evil even Azura's light couldn't brighten the heart of it's caster, and joined our minds into one magnificent being! With that power we roamed through Tamriel dancing and spitting for the enjoyment of our crowd! (While spreading the word of the alithlegion.com cult)
But, while moving to a different location the vile Shaegorath found a weakness in our defenses and despite the Mass Suicide ritual was able to momentary disrupt our happiness-bringing dances!
But we weren't ready to surrender to the god of mischief! By sheer power of will we called upon the power of awesomeness every Alith member naturally possess and banished the fool from Nirn!
And resumed our hive-mind shenanigans who brought happiness wherever we went.